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About Me

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Things to do before I'm 30
Revolving Head!!

Unreal Tournament

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Open Server Query
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Raq Site Bandwidth Script
Mail2Palm
Finger Client

Games

Battleships
Concentration
Dots
Tower of Hanoi
Peg

Fun Stuff

Shakespearean insult
SETI@home
Infinite Number of Monkeys
Phrases
Guess the MIDI

News Articles

Nerds get more action
Conscience of a Hacker
Y2K - The Maths
Beyond Infinity
The ultimate answer is 65


Yes, this site is VERY old, I have big plans to update it (I have my new site set up but I have yet to migrate all this old stuff over), I'm afraid my priorities are with the Dogsbody Hosting and Camberley Skaters sites at the moment.

Phrases



You get the general idea. This is just a general section for all those phrases that I have found (and used) over the years and that I think are very apt :-)




Who is the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?
        Ben Kenobi - Star Wars


Expect the unexpected
        Daffy Duck - Tiny Toons


In an insane world it was the sanest choice
        Linda Hamilton - Terminator 2


As the days go by, we face the increasing
inevitability that we are alone in a
godless, uninhabited, hostile and
meaningless universe.
Still you've got to laugh, haven't you?
        Holly - Red Dwarf


The first sign of maturity
is the discovery that
the volume knob
also turns to the left
        "Smile" Zingers


Silicone valleys,
Germanium hills,
Digital journeys,
And virtual thrills.
Greetings, O hacker,
Feeling unwell?
Microchip tracker,
Welcome to hell.
        Jon Ribbens - DoggySoft


Keep your friends close,
but keep your enemies closer.
        Deep throat - The X-files


If it's good they call it God,
if it's bad they call it nature.
        Jack Nicklson - The Witches of Eastwick


Remember what the goldfish says:-
There must be a god,
Otherwise who changes the water?


"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad".
        Terry Pratchett


Programming is an art that fights back.


It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.


"I am pentium of borg precision is futile...you will be approximated"


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