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Yes, this site is VERY old, I have big plans to update it (I have my new site set up but I have yet to migrate all this old stuff over), I'm afraid my priorities are with the Dogsbody Hosting and Camberley Skaters sites at the moment.

The Guestbook

Sorry but due to the amount of spam now being posted to the guestbook I have had to close it. Please contact me directly if you need to.

HI IM LAURA'S FREIND WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A PHOTO OF LAURA

By ****
At:17/10/2005(18:44) Host:86.137.9.41 (host86-137-9-41.range86-137.btcentralplus.com)

The MIDI is the theme song from McGyver

By Ed Norman
At:14/10/2005(18:27) Host:209.113.150.54 (host54.209-113-150.oem.net)

Hey cool site sent you an email asking a couple of things.
hope you can help.

By Pete
At:03/10/2005(15:01) Host:80.5.160.9 (bagu-cache-6.server.ntli.net)

hey, long time not talk. Hope you're well.

By Bess
At:22/08/2005(05:40) Host:67.4.153.183 (0-1pool153-183.nas9.minneapolis1.mn.us.da.qwest.net)

Awesome site! Keep up the good work! I remember the good old days

By Rosty
At:16/08/2005(21:44) Host:195.5.50.17

hi i fly online games as dogsbody401 i have done for 5 years your piece on douglas Bader is great if you ever see a copy of paul brickhills reach for the skies you should sit and read it its all about the hero Dogsbody
a great name for a great man
cool site

By Dogsbody401
At:29/06/2005(10:39) Host:62.254.0.48 (nott-cache-10.server.ntli.net)

Dude you effin rock!!! I have been looking everywhere for a site that I could hear "burn" by The Cure and your's is the ONLY one. YOU ARE THE MESIAH!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

By Katie
At:15/06/2005(05:55) Host:152.163.101.9 (cache-rtc-ae05.proxy.aol.com)

Hi, I´ve read you list `things to do´ (because at the moment i´m wrinting mine). Sport events are missing on yours, and that´s not done wenn you 30. So please sign up for (half) a marathon.

By Julia
At:11/06/2005(20:47) Host:81.70.73.5 (etlr-22b05.adsl.wanadoo.nl)

How about sending a message in a bottle??

By Wendy Woo
At:31/05/2005(22:27) Host:195.93.21.101 (cache-los-ad05.proxy.aol.com)

From Anyone :-)

By Anyone
At:24/05/2005(14:38) Host:192.18.1.9 (fluorine.eu.sun.com)

Always good to hear from anyone :-)

By Dogsbody
At:19/05/2005(12:49) Host: dogsbody.org

I sounded such a prick in my last message.. but what you going to do?

By Dogs
At:18/05/2005(15:19) Host:82.38.148.133 (82-38-148-133.cable.ubr01.roth.blueyonder.co.uk)

followed the monkey.
found the dog.
follow the rabbit.
find the truth.

By LS
At:14/05/2005(18:27) Host:82.43.84.191 (82-43-84-191.cable.ubr07.croy.blueyonder.co.uk)

Rar! Hallo. My names Dan.. and my surname begins with B. And my nickname has been Dogsbody for serveral years now. Never got round to.. er.. research the name because I already knew what it meant. Ah well.

By Dogsbody
At:17/04/2005(16:07) Host:82.38.147.117 (82-38-147-117.cable.ubr01.roth.blueyonder.co.uk)

i like doggystyle ??

By sam
At:17/04/2005(14:02) Host:194.165.142.98

I would just like to say that when I was at school today in the United States in my english class my teacher loves monkeys and he showed us this web site and I love it

By Andrew Hernandez
At:15/04/2005(21:17) Host:66.188.180.29 (66-188-180-29.roc.mn.charter.com)

if you read this I would just like to tell you when the cyper monkey was typing I happend to see a word that a human would type sometims
THE WORD WAS
Lord

By Andrew Hernandez
At:15/04/2005(21:15) Host:66.188.180.29 (66-188-180-29.roc.mn.charter.com)

hi i was just wondering what your name is, i've never met anyone with the same name, please e-mail me

By Annika Haukenes
At:07/04/2005(13:01) Host:82.42.89.14 (82-42-89-14.cable.ubr03.live.blueyonder.co.uk)

Hi Dan
Fun site. Julian's brother Alan is also in IT now, at a small co. in Leeds.
Have fun
Dave

By David Raison
At:22/02/2005(13:17) Host:193.129.186.29

Hi just took alook at your things to do before your 30 thingy, the best place to do a gost watch is at Fort Amhurst (dont know if I spelt it right)in Chatham Kent,it's not for the fait hearted though.The blue hair thing is'nt a big deal I did that for my wedding they only last 3-5 washies so dont go mad.I'll be back when I can think of something else for you to add to your list.
Bye xXxXx

By Donna
At:06/02/2005(02:42) Host:81.156.116.162 (host81-156-116-162.range81-156.btcentralplus.com)

Good afternoon Dan. I am a student at Brighton University, studying Critical Fine Art Practice. For me this time of year brings with it the dreaded dissertation which I am studing for at the moment and brings me to write this email to you. I would like to know more about the infinite monkeys, who the initiated the idea and when? and how your program works?

By Robert Dingle
At:24/12/2004(13:03) Host:62.254.128.4 (oxfd-cache-1.server.ntli.net)

Can I send the room temperature from 1 widows 98 computer to another 98 computer as e mail over a local dial up phone line or the internet? I would like to get this email every 24 hrs so I could respond to a possible cabin freeze up.

Tnx Paul

By Paul
At:20/11/2004(13:12) Host:172.192.177.32 (acc0b120.ipt.aol.com)

Make sure to pick up "Children of the Nile" when it comes out 11/9! And go to www. ebgames. com/ ebx/ ads/ promos/ sweepstakes/ ChildrenoftheNile for a chance to win a $1000 EB Games Gift Card!

By dcs
At:26/10/2004(14:45) Host:24.107.229.251 (cpe-24-107-229-251.ma.charter.com)

Hi George,

Sorry, I'm afraid it isn't :-\

I hope you enjoyed the site anyway! :-)

Dan

By Dogsbody
At:18/10/2004(22:53) Host:62.252.0.5 (glfd-cache-2.server.ntli.net)

The "guess the midi" is Quantum Leap

By George
At:17/10/2004(23:49) Host:65.68.101.155 (adsl-65-68-101-155.dsl.tpkaks.swbell.net)

Hi,
On "Infinite Number of Monkeys" max or avg word length could be shorter; that might produce better results. Obviously that's cheating a little bit, but maybe real monkeys would hit the space bar more anyway as it's bigger than the rest of the keys ;)

By Liam
At:12/10/2004(14:21) Host:81.153.161.72 (host81-153-161-72.range81-153.btcentralplus.com)

Neat site! Cool utilities! System V Release VI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Patrick Giri
At:18/09/2004(23:07) Host:141.174.90.230

I guess you could try and run a marathon before you turn 30.

I enjoyed stumbling onto your site, although the infinite monkeys didn't type anything but gibberish while I was watching...

By Walter
At:08/09/2004(13:37) Host:168.210.133.6 (gauntlet.anglo.co.za)

still going strong then Mr B.....
How could I forget your URL!

By spoons
At:05/08/2004(14:25) Host:194.202.249.189

Hey, great site! Except the box game is unfair, the comp won 11 - 0, it was cheating! Or maybe I just suck...

By lilly
At:04/08/2004(17:22) Host:172.185.220.25 (acb9dc19.ipt.aol.com)

Congratulations for you. Your site looks great. Good luck with your site ! I enjoyed the visit good stuff

By aleoko
At:31/07/2004(13:44) Host:80.53.226.195 (cq195.internetdsl.tpnet.pl)

It's Maguyver (sorry for the spelling)

By Nick Piggott
At:30/07/2004(17:19) Host:80.4.224.4 (cache1-sot3.server.ntli.net)

What about seeing the northern lights?

By marlina espinheiro
At:20/07/2004(16:58) Host:62.244.173.125 (62-244-173-125.cust-62.exponential-e.net)

I would love to be in your little threesome if and when you ever decide to have one

By diana
At:18/06/2004(02:56) Host:69.9.253.183 (host-183-253-9-69.midco.net)

Dan - I like the website, lots of stuff on there, kept me busy for ages (whilst I was suposed to be working!!)

You should add "skating a marathon round and round a race track for hours" to your 'things to do before you are 30' list ;-)

By Andy
At:15/06/2004(14:16) Host:193.129.118.57

nice site you have

By Sue
At:29/05/2004(10:39) Host:81.131.206.142 (dial81-131-206-142.in-addr.btopenworld.com)

I like the info and pages on the site, but i dont like the layout. You sound like you have a lot of knowledge, so why doesnt your site show it? I think some animation or interactivness, if that is a word, would spruce things up. I would change the font to like arial or typewriter too. These are just suggestions. Like I said I like info and pages, just not the layout.

By SNAX
At:22/04/2004(19:35) Host:167.217.4.120

Hi...i found you via a search engine. i had a look around and i just wanted to say you have a cool website :0)

By Sam
At:07/04/2004(09:53) Host:62.249.196.105 (62-249-196-105.adsl.entanet.co.uk)

Guess the midi: It is the theme song for McGyver
took me less than a minute, guess it's easy once you really know the song. lol

By One_two
At:23/03/2004(11:00) Host:80.239.63.212

I saw, (just to pointlessly mention) the word ATE and the three letters IAM (I AM) on the infinite monkey thing.

By Horsekid
At:12/03/2004(02:55) Host:142.161.30.74 (wnpgmb01dc2-30-74.dynamic.mts.net)

Hiya
Just a quick note to say Hi.

Hope you had a good b'day.

Mia

By Mia
At:28/02/2004(19:41) Host:62.252.0.4 (cache1-glfd.server.ntli.net)

Dan, I don't if you're interested in knowing this or not, or perhaps you already do, but your excellent ut2003-query script works just fine with the ut2004-demo!

Thanks,
bc

By bc
At:28/02/2004(16:36) Host:216.209.116.119 (newmarket-ppp110204.sympatico.ca)

Been watching the monkeys typing for ten minutes; no sign of iambic pentameter, I think Shakespeare can rest easy for a few more million years.

Thanks for the smile :-) Alan

By Alan
At:23/02/2004(10:35) Host:82.42.96.10 (82-42-96-10.cable.ubr04.live.blueyonder.co.uk)

i am haveing trouble setting up a server, can u give me some ideas..... i do all the settings and nothing shows up... i can do a dedicated but i would like to play the game with friends.

By rick
At:04/01/2004(04:07) Host:12.225.31.109 (12-225-31-109.client.attbi.com)

Need help starting a server in ut2003. Please give me some advice !!!!!!!!!!
Steve Robinson

By Steve Robinson
At:04/01/2004(04:02) Host:66.169.230.150 (ts46-01-qdr1686.mdfrd.or.charter.com)

The weird part is that waffles pass the girl at 7:00, and I thought she was only kidding!

By moot.
At:28/12/2003(04:23) Host:64.222.209.144 (pool-64-222-209-144.port.east.verizon.net)

ok this may not be amazing but that infanit monkey thing said ruby

By Colby
At:23/12/2003(01:08) Host:24.54.8.193 (oh-newark7c-193.chvdoh.adelphia.net)

hey your kinda cute an good taste in music, a very rare quality these days, my names annika

By Annika Haukenes
At:15/12/2003(12:50) Host:195.194.188.5

i love pittbull

By Terrill
At:19/11/2003(04:30) Host:152.163.253.69 (cache-rq05.proxy.aol.com)

Excellent website, only use serif fonts for headings
though, and use sans serif eg arial with a relative
size xsmall for the text, times font on web pages
not good.

Colm

By Colm Brazel
At:02/10/2003(10:57) Host:81.98.88.1 (cpc1-tall1-5-0-cust1.dbln.cable.ntl.com)

I don landoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

By guyman
At:11/09/2003(02:05) Host:62.56.191.254

before you're 30 yu must have a three some. My friends and I are all turning thirty over the next year and we are also compiling a list of things to do.

By soph
At:22/08/2003(15:11) Host:195.147.190.194 (ip02.onegapub.adsl.gxn.net)

You need more general items to keep idiots like Brummy amused.

Probably links to inappropriate website would suit him.!! I'm convinced it's a him!!

I'm too much of a lady to tell him to f**K -off stupid wanker!!

Suze XXXX

By Suzanne
At:01/08/2003(17:59) Host:192.18.1.5

well, well, well. Still have that old picture of me!!wish it was a better one, Im sure I have better pics of me somewhere, maybe on my zipdrive. Reminds me, I must get the zip drive sorted out!! :)
What can I say? Still a good site, and great friend, somethings never change, while everything does.
Remind me to clean my toilet and my desk.
luv ya loads

Alison

By Alison
At:25/07/2003(14:27) Host:195.92.67.67 (webcacheh03a.cache.pol.co.uk)

Lo,

i'm gonna test/use your query script for ut2003. For what i have seen its a good piece of work. When in use i will add a redirect to your page ;)

Thx in advance

By SkuLLy
At:26/06/2003(17:55) Host:217.123.3.50 (cp357978-a.dbsch1.nb.home.nl)

Ive only read the first few lines of your page but you already have a car, I cant yet drive and you have a house, I have no house. Im 23 and its gonna be a while before i will be driving my own car, let alone having my own house, or even my own flat.

Dont feel sorry for yourself mate, evryone does stuff at their own pace and in different orders. As for all those things you plan on doing....why dont you fix a date for each one, in the very near future, cos the longer you leave the dates open, the less likely you'll ever be to do them.

Anyway, thats what i think,

good luck

ben

By ben
At:10/06/2003(15:47) Host:217.163.5.253 (emea-netcache1.oracle.co.uk)

Hi Brummy :-)

You say you stumbled on this website by accident however my logs show you got here after a google seach for "rotating head gifs", you certainly seem to have found what your looking for :-)

I'm very dissapointed you didn't look at more of my site before signing the guestbook, it get's better really it does.

Saying that, your absolutely right!! I have no life, and live it in my little whole in the ground, the radiators talk to me you see, they tell me what to do!! but it's fine I like it here :-)

TTFN Dan

By Dogsbody
At:08/06/2003(12:08) Host:62.252.0.6 (inktomi3-gfd.server.ntl.com)

hi.

I stumbled on this website, by accident, and by god, what a load of wank. you, my friend must be one sad sorry human being.

Hopefully you'll spin yourself round that many times, you will get dizzy, fall, and hit ur head, then maybe a weekends, you'll get a life and go out more.

Good luck for the future, cos ur gonna need it.

See ya sado.

brumby

By brumby
At:08/06/2003(11:52) Host:194.74.228.66

This is a pretty cool place. I found it while searching for stuff about infinite monkeys.

By Dan
At:11/05/2003(01:58) Host:24.164.103.195 (net24-164-103-195.neo.rr.com)

Just surfed in...

By Barry
At:17/02/2003(11:41) Host:170.215.197.143 (nrwc-dsl1-143.citlink.net)

Hiya Hon

Hope you had a good birthday. Long time no hear. Soz I didn't send a real card but I was indisposed in hoispital again. Hope you and Sarah are well I really like the new site but not the beard. But whatever floats your boat.

Take Care
Mia

By Mia
At:13/02/2003(18:28) Host:62.252.0.4 (inktomi1-gfd.server.ntl.com)

Excellent website, very informative. Keep up the excellent work.

By Samantha Williams
At:07/02/2003(21:09) Host:164.58.28.250

Thanks for the Real audio stuff that still works

By Cathy
At:09/01/2003(04:24) Host:64.12.96.47 (cache-mtc-ab10.proxy.aol.com)

Hi Dan! Love the rotating head! Smile next time, altho given all the work that went into that, it would have just added another difficult element to the whole procedure. Talk to you soon!

By Shawn-Marie
At:29/12/2002(22:33) Host:142.161.0.92 (wnpgmb0128w-cc02-v981.mts.net)

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH my soul itches

By NIKO
At:07/10/2002(23:07) Host:198.81.26.166 (cache-ntc-af01.proxy.aol.com)

I need SERVER IP!!!

By Lee
At:02/10/2002(07:02) Host:61.110.135.132

Cool! So you were beardless in those days!Are you sure that photo is really of Sarah?! Great to meet you.

Rosie

By Rosie Edser
At:24/08/2002(00:29) Host:195.92.67.76 (webcacheh12a.cache.pol.co.uk)

I too have a site for online listening i.e. http://welcome.to/avizone . I like to appreciate good sites and thats why I am in this section. Nice presentation... and nice songs

By Aviral Sharma
At:19/07/2002(22:28) Host:203.94.225.146 (dialup-mum-203.94.225.146.bol.net.in)

My name is Fatima/24/Bahrain,im an Electrical Engineer and i look for new friends ,well i like ur websites and ill be glad to have u as a friend.
take care!

By Fatima
At:05/07/2002(21:26) Host:217.17.233.136

Well Well Well, I haven't been to the old place for a while and it looks like you decorated. Look at the lovely nice new colours - much more refreshing than the black (But who am I to talk ;) ) or has the girlie influence in your life made you go soft (not in that way I hope!). A few games to keep me entertained too!! How bout some updated pics of you, you big stud?? Anyway, the pitbulls are howling, must dash - take care xx

By Mistress Toober
At:27/06/2002(13:37) Host:195.224.205.194 (cnsig.connect.co.uk)

Just read your disclaimer again Dan. Every word. From start to finish. Now my head feels funny...

By Kristian
At:25/06/2002(17:15) Host:192.18.1.9 (fluorine.eu.sun.com)

Hello... I've not been here for ages... and look wat's happened... It's all changed... It's not black anymore! (Although I think you'll already know that!). Ah, I see Anwen's been here. Anyways, take care, see ya.

By Nikki
At:10/05/2002(00:03) Host:213.122.22.214 (host213-122-22-214.in-addr.btopenworld.com)

hey dan,
my girl says you look better without the beard.
but what does she know, as she is going out with a long haired beardy scouser:)

see you around the park.

By the bloke who used to occupy
At:23/04/2002(23:24) Host:217.39.29.235 (host217-39-29-235.in-addr.btopenworld.com)

OOOoooooohhhhh, its not all black anymore, have you discovered your feminine side, or is this Sarah's influence? Can you tell that I am trying to stall doing my work for a very long time?????? Ok, will go now, speak soon...xx

By mememememe
At:05/02/2002(13:41) Host:194.82.103.73 (haymaker.leeds.wwwcache.ja.net)

Hey. I decided to check out you web site coz Red Dwarf came up in a chat I was having with someone and I was just wondering if the photo's of the Dwarfaton thing was on here but I couldn't find them. Well speak soon hope every is ok with you.
See yah Anwen

By Anwen Davies
At:10/01/2002(22:26) Host:212.1.137.166 (ppp-2-166.cvx1.telinco.net)

this is me signing your guest book as requested! See me? see me signing? this is me signing! (I really am such a dork...) Love the changes dear! We must discuss them over some gingersnaps some time soon!

By Bess
At:03/01/2002(19:05) Host:216.51.103.46

Silicon valleys, germanium hills,
digital journeys and virtual thrills.
Greetings O hacker, feeling unwell?
Microchip tracker, welcome to hell.

By Beelzebub
At:13/11/2001(13:12) Host:128.240.229.6, 128.240.229.5

So, you're planning a revamp, huh? About bloody time! Give me a shout if you want a hand to bring your site into the 21st century :oÞ When's the housewarming party?

By Frannybee
At:31/10/2001(22:08) Host:62.31.23.39

Now then...how often do you look at your guestbook? Just trying to make you look popular thats all, and the fact that I haven't spoken to you in ages!!! Did you like my message? Anyone would think you had a sister! Hope the house is coming along, can't wait to see it! Love you loads, x

By Josephine
At:22/10/2001(13:29) Host:128.240.229.6, 128.240.229.5

We found your site after a "Blackadder." We wanted to know why Baldrick was called a "dogsbody."
You're nuts aren't you...not rowing with both oars. At least you enjoyed NY.
Can you recommend a book on the introduction to electronics? Cheerio!

By theodore gottlieb
At:01/09/2001(16:25) Host:207.237.201.135

It is an interesting journey to view your website. and more interestingly, I have the same name as your. Besides, i have a homepage with the dogsbody title on it.
keep in touch

By Dogsbody
At:16/08/2001(04:28) Host:211.92.138.79

Lose the beard!!! :o)
The dramatic music was not necessary!!!
Hope you and family are ok, Im gonna be an uncle in september and a husband in 2003 (as i have found the greatest woman alive!!!)
I miss you snorting your pepsi over the dinner table (and your friendship) !!!

By Danny and Ann-marie
At:24/06/2001(15:57) Host:195.93.50.189

Anger if not restrained. is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it!
Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.
Confrontation does not always bring a solution to the problem, but until you confront teh problem there will be no solution!

By Chelle
At:18/06/2001(18:27) Host:62.137.44.208

an error doesnt become a mistake until you choose to ignore it!

By who knows who cares
At:18/06/2001(18:21) Host:62.137.44.208

an angry person is seldom reasonable!

By just me
At:18/06/2001(18:21) Host:62.137.44.208

A friends is someone who knows who you are, understands where you've been, excepts what you've become, and still gently invites you to grow.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
A friend is someone who dances beside you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.

Think about these words carefully and think about those who have now or at anytime fulfilled the above! Ever feel lost and missing something?

By i mightseemkindadead
At:18/06/2001(18:19) Host:62.137.44.208

Acceptance of what has happened, is the first step of overcoming the consequences of any misfortune

By youwouldn'tcare
At:18/06/2001(18:12) Host:62.137.44.208

Everyday i beat my own record for the number of consecutive days ive stayed alive..........and its been hell!!!!

By unimportant!
At:18/06/2001(18:08) Host:62.137.44.208

if flying is so safe why do they call the airport terminal?

By unimportant!
At:18/06/2001(18:07) Host:62.137.44.208

snowmen fall from heaven unassembled

By unimportant!
At:18/06/2001(18:06) Host:62.137.44.208

I can't believe it's been a year!!!
Thank you for making last year the best year of my life :-)

By Sarah Sysum
At:11/06/2001(15:34) Host:62.188.156.16

Neat Site!! Nice Job!!
I'm, an expat Brit living in the US for 25 years now. I read about your trip, including trying to walk to the Statue of Liberty. A similar thing happened to me when I first got here. It's the distances and size of things. It does weird stuff to your senses.
Keep up the good work. I expect I'll be heading home (well sort of) sometime soon. I wonder what the old place is like after all these years.
Cheers!!

By Colin J. Raven
At:02/06/2001(13:58) Host:168.100.250.225

Visited a long time ago and just thought I'd pop back and say "Hi!"... So... ummm... "Hi!". I'd better get back to work! See ya.

By Nikki
At:22/05/2001(11:16) Host:158.152.221.134

Just thought I would drop by and see if you updated your graphics yet. S'pose you want some new ones now.....Everyone, I know mrdogsbody, he loves chocolate, little furry animals and duct tape. 8^)

By DOB
At:09/04/2001(18:10) Host:213.105.185.18

I think you should change your age to your real one, you have been 24 for what...a month now??? Anyways, it been a while big brother, will see you hopefully on Sat. wonder if you will read this before then.... I was just reading the other entries and what horrid things did they say about your family?!?!?!

By Little sister
At:22/03/2001(21:41) Host:128.240.229.4, 128.240.229.4

I really don't know how I ended up here at your site, but I checked it out anyways! I like it a lot. It has a great style and is very informational. Glad to hear you like your trip to the USA [for the most part], as I know that a lot of British people don't like Americans! (I can say that I don't dislike Brits!) Keep up the good work :)

By Kylee
At:14/03/2001(21:05) Host:204.171.152.58

Hi Dan bet I was the last person you expected!!

By lorna wilson
At:07/03/2001(16:19) Host:194.42.232.129

Nope it's not moderated although I am e-mailed with each guestbook entry as they are added just in case!! I have only ever had to delete one entry from this guestbook and that was due to someone saying some rather horrid things about my family!!

By Dogsbody
At:05/02/2001(22:28)) Host:dogsbody.org

How come everyone only writes nice comments about you. Is this quest book moderated perchance, or do you just make all these nice things up? Only joking, I'm sure they are true really.... :-P

By TgD
At:05/02/2001(20:40) Host:195.44.239.254

Really good web site! Well done. The rotating head freaked me out!

By Ross
At:08/11/2000(23:29) Host:

Would Sir be interested in a bar of Dairy Milk, perchance?

By Guess who
At:19/10/2000(16:07) Host:

Just came back in for a look now that you are back up and running.

By John Conway
At:17/10/2000(20:32) Host:

Fame at last!
Thank you - you're one helluva guy :-)

S x

By Sarah
At:17/09/2000(17:27) Host:

Hello Mr :-)

It's looks as if you liked and loved by alot of people so I thought I would stop by since I was on your site and say "Hello".

By Untitled
At:08/09/2000(00:42) Host:

Time for an update, don't you think? Anyone would think you were busy or something suitably ridiculous! See you in November :o)

Love always,

Fran XX

By GlitterGirl
At:15/07/2000(10:58) Host:p50-max2.brs.ihug.com.au

Excellent website!.... But where's the section on your talented girlfriend ???

Loads of love
"The Other Half" xx

By Sarah
At:11/06/2000(14:03) Host:m210-mp1-cvx1b.lan.ntl.com

Hi man!! i like your page! its really cool.... But wheres all the Bush??? heheh jk!!
Great Job! talk to you soon!

By Amanda
At:09/06/2000(20:32) Host:216-94-239-144-apple.crrstv.net

Great website!!!

By Nix
At:04/06/2000(22:21) Host:host62-7-46-53.btinternet.com

the rotating head is SO wierd and u can tell ur moving too!

By ging
At:13/05/2000(15:08) Host:host62-7-4-10.btinternet.com

Hey Doggy, loved the pic of you in suit, soooooo sexy!! I love the dragon poster, gonna have to find one now!! as regards your doodle, i have a friend, who's studying that, i'll ask her, next time i see her!! Love the site love bunnyxxx

By bunny
At:25/04/2000(16:57) Host:yfcr2.ynac2.core.supanet.net.uk

like the site, loved the chat we had even more all 4hours(or was it longer/)of it. There was mention of a naughty pic of you by someone in your guestbook(cant remember who) but can i see ? although in the flesh would be better-lol take care spk soon. Oh and when do i get the honour of going on your friends page? Dee xx

By Dee
At:23/04/2000(04:18) Host:p07-tern-gui.tch.virgin.net

Hi ya Danny, this is your cousin, cool website i do have to say, hope you are doing ok, which by the lookks of it you are. Hope to see you and the family soon.

Take it easy Roz

By Roz
At:13/04/2000(19:55) Host:webcachew04b.cache.pol.co.uk

Hey sexy ... THought as we were talking i would check this Great SITE again ....
Turn around so i can check it ( YOU ) out ..
lol ... would love to see MORE though ...
love ya your friend from DOWN UNDER ... kaz xoxo

By un-tamed
At:28/03/2000(00:42) Host:proxy02.syd.iprimus.net.au

Love the site - when are you going to email me about the sound for bedroom farce?

By Jenny P.
At:26/03/2000(20:27) Host:webcacheh09a.cache.pol.co.uk

Its still a great page, and you are still a great bloke and an ever greater friend, I feel honoured to name you amongst them!
Keep up the good work Dan :))

By Alison
At:26/02/2000(15:58) Host:host213-1-136-32.btinternet.com

Wow what a guy you are ! i was amazed by your rotating head, i would love to see more ! have you any top tips for me. how do i get to be a friend of yours as i would love to get to know your secrets. perhaps my photo could be on your website. i am a very attractive 27 year old single mum from London. Let me know, in the meantime happy valentines day !

SalXXXXXXXXX

By Sally Pearse
At:14/02/2000(13:10)

Hi Dan,
I bet you weren't expecting a message from us! We were just surfing the web on Wendy & Ken's new PC when we found your website - very interesting! I am relieved to see there are no family pictures on there!!! We tried to send you a E-Card for your birthday, but Sarah gave us the wrong address, so I don't think you will have got it, but we hope you had a fantastic day on Monday.
Hope to see you soon

By Wendy, Ken, Sarah Liz
At:13/02/2000(18:21) Host:webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk

hiya,
So I finally came to visit your website, how long has it taken me!! nice to see you havn't changed in the time I've known you. Speak to you soon sweetie
love mia.

By maria
At:01/02/2000(11:58)

Hey Danny boy;)
we are still around, its just our server has been
down for a while. Apparently it had something to do with changing the lines....but 5 days has been
long enough....so i'm gonna have to yell at someones
ass..teehee
anyway...i hope to see you soon:)
vikki

By Vikki
At:06/01/2000(15:49) Host:pm3-39.london.webgate.net

Hiya Dan. What do you want me to write in your guestbook so it looks like you have many friends?

Have fun working over New year while the rest of us are out partying. Bye!

By Martyn Humphreys
At:28/12/99(21:55)

Well Dan,
It's been quite a year, has it not?! I "met" you, which was probably the best and most important bit! Hope you have a great Christmas and New Year, see you in 5 weeks!!!!!!
Love ya loads babe :o)
Fran
XXXX

By GlitterGirl
At:22/12/99(10:42) Host:bowerbird.qut.edu.au

Hey Dan,
I breifly looked through your website, however
I will look through it more thoroughly when I
get home. So far what I have seen looks really
good, you've obviously put a lot of time into it.
I hope to talk to you soon:-)
Vikki :-x (that is suppose to be a kiss lol)

By Victoria
At:27/11/99(16:32) Host:pm1-12.london.webgate.net

Where do you find the time?.

Julie

By Julie Pennell
At:15/11/99(11:17) Host:boron.eu.sun.com

We are extremley bored. We are sitting in a computing lesson at college, and had nothing better to do, so we translated your geek code block. Great fun it was too. Haa haa haa.

By Chris
At:12/11/99(14:52)

Well I just had to look after you sent me an update warning, and the verdict?

Fabulous Dhhhaaaaling......

Love ya lots - The Mistress

By Mistress
At:23/10/99(23:01) Host:host5-99-55-249.btinternet.com

I thought i would Visit your site again, it is still great , but i want your Room..Will u share it with me.(lol) Talk to me soon.
love Karen, Your Friend From Down UNDER..xoxoxo

By Karen Williams
At:06/10/99(13:56) Host:proxy.syd.primus.com.au

hey there brainiac!!KEWL!! better then my Lit thesis (NOT)!!hehehehehehe...
the mug-shot-revolving-thingy's pretty cool!!reminds me of the last time we were picked up fer drink-driving!!!u were a pain as a cell mate i tell ya!!hehehehehe... (KIDDIN)
good work!!*beamin cause proud*:)... howz bout addin my goofy pic here now??:) c ya!!

By Sadaf Athar
At:24/09/99(22:19) Host:proxye.emirates.net.ae

A technical Genius at work. Great web site.

By Rosh
At:19/09/99(20:50) Host:cacheflow.x-stream.com

Your pure genius has inspired me to move on to bigger and pinker pages....I'll have to get some pics of us together next February to put in place of that old one of you. LOve ya loads,
Fran

By GlitterGirl
At:10/09/99(13:18) Host:bluebird.qut.edu.au

I think it was fantastic. i got to know you a lot better..The revolving head was great.BUT ....There seems to be something missing from your room.......
ME :) Maybe One Day
love ya kaz

By Kaz..from Down Under
At:05/09/99(01:01) Host:proxy.primus.com.au

A really personal insight considering I have known you all of 3 hrs!

By Sharon B
At:17/08/99(12:14) Host:boron.eu.sun.com

Hi Dan

I have Sharon sprawled on the sofa, next to me!, she says Hi and wake up!!!

By Si
At:01/08/99(20:03) Host:98ac7d69.ipt.aol.com

Hi you drunken hippy. Have any one night stands this time. At less it wasn't any of my friends this time.

Phone you soon

By Anwen
At:24/07/99(23:03) Host:wetlands.demon.co.uk

Back again!! hope the rooms tidy!!

By Snowy
At:24/07/99(16:29)

see, we said we'd sign it...and we did! Cool site!

By Loki and Mombi
At:20/07/99(20:52) Host:modem-213-108.vip.uk.com

Hi Honey......it just gets bigger and better all the time (and your web site!)

Your little Horny Devil XX

By Tigger
At:11/07/99(21:06) Host:host62-172-60-80.btinternet.com

Great page.....Hope mine is this good in time.....

By Bongi
At:24/06/99(16:30) Host:ppp-56.kfalls.net

MADNESS!!!! Still don't get the monkey thing!!

By Becky Aitken
At:17/06/99(21:37) Host:da133d105.dialup.callnetuk.com

Couldn't resist leaving my mark....he wasn't happy about it.....lol :o) I love it - where's my pic???? Can't wait til 2000

By Fran
At:09/06/99(03:32) Host:bowerbird.qut.edu.au

Ok, finally stopped by to check out the site. Nice pic of me (NOT!!!).. hee hee.. VERY appropriate!

It was nice seeing you again... Next trip to the states we need to REALLY hit the town hard... :)

By Derek
At:26/05/99(22:35) Host:conan.wyle.com

Cool site, woman. Not as good as mine, but good...kidding...have a great day, fool :)

By Kasey
At:20/05/99(22:09)

just wanted to sign.

By k-kat
At:15/05/99(22:29) Host:mx10dl246.winnipeg.escape.ca

Like the friends section!!!
and you not so bad yourself!!!!!
xx

By Lisa
At:15/05/99(19:06)

I'm quite quite mad!!!!!
hahaha!!!
When are you getting the red & white check ginham dress & army boots???? (or did you get them shopping today??!!!) Or maybe youve already got them????! L8R

By Lisa
At:15/05/99(19:00)

Dan you is georgeous!!

By Snowy
At:13/05/99(21:34) Host:webcache22b.cache.pol.co.uk

well done dan your photos gave me a good laugh.

By emma
At:09/05/99(17:41) Host:danshome.demon.co.uk

Hi Dan, James here (systronics/duotech)... great site ... i'll keep it in my favorites and check back regularly :) ... laterz ... oh, btw .. you gotta do vegas and the canyon .. its awesome 8) ... have a nice trip

By James
At:13/04/99(19:15) Host:jbuk.demon.co.uk

Unbelieveable!
I hope this is you ...
xo

By SKCress
At:07/04/99(04:43) Host:a14-18.itis.com

There are only two certainties in life death and adultery!!!!

not sure what it all means!!!! LOL

By Lisa
At:30/03/99(18:11)

Good site, could do with some Band tunes on the audio section though.
I like the description of your job!!!!

By Chris
At:25/03/99(18:37)

Like the lemmings!!! Should write a book Lemmings survival guide!! LOL
Pics are cute too!!!!
Its nice to see someone else has a warped sense of humour such as myself!!!!
Take care
Lx

By Lisa
At:23/03/99(20:20)

Wibbly Wobbly Flib Flab Floob

By Ickle sister
At:17/02/99(19:38) Host:hhpatterns.demon.co.uk

Hi Dan,

Thanks for the update.......when will we do a curry??

By StuaRT
At:10/02/99(08:24) Host:kpmg.co.uk

Looks good so far....

By Danny
At:08/02/99(17:02) Host:danshome.demon.co.uk

I see there is still no mention of me anywhere in any of your pages!! oh well will have to try and sort out my own site and put all the REAL stuff about you in it! ;-)

By beautiful
At:07/02/99(15:41) Host:kingfisher2.demon.co.uk

i like it very much

By mermaid
At:06/02/99(21:18)

so far from what ive seen i like it

By goober
At:06/02/99(17:35)

Nothing

By Guy
At:28/01/99(16:49) Host:guy-wakely.pds.co.uk

don't worry after i am done with my comment part i will start filling in usa where to go part. you will like that. and this is a great page, welldone:)

By berna
At:28/01/99(16:33)

hmm no rude pictures of yourself :(
but I spose I can always let you have your one back that you gave me

By Beautiful
At:11/01/99(01:28) Host:kingfisher2.demon.co.uk

its coming on brilliantly!!!
I shall look forward to reading this page often

By Alison
At:11/01/99(01:21) Host:kingfisher2.demon.co.uk

wot no " dowmload icq here " button ?

By wistler
At:22/11/98(04:03) Host:wistler.demon.co.uk

Well, I had to be the first one to write in my guestbook.
Happy Writing
Dan

By Dogsbody
At:02/01/98(23:31) Host:dogsbody.org